Suck It

I love vampires.

The unearthly beauty of them just GETS me, ya know?

But DAMN! Ya think the Twilight movie could get anymore publicity? I mean JESUS CHRIST! And the cast disgusts me! Vampires are like GODS, get actors to fulfill that description!

Now I have nothing against the series itself; in fact, I kind of LIKE it! However when hundreds of thousands of teenage girls ALL OVER THE WORLD are drooling all over the movie, I just feel that it’s a little too publicized. Like a hooker- been seen and done by so many people, I’m afraid that if I see it I’ll catch some weird fan-transmitted disease!

Now, granted, I’m not free of the Twilight fan base completely. I have to admit that I am patiently waiting for the new book to become available. Also, because Stephanie Meyer is such a good writer, she inspired me to start my own vampire story- the plot of which, I’m actually kind of proud of. Not to mention it’s pretty historically accurate. However, in MY story, I have taken the liberty of disproving just about every over-used, gay ass, cliché vampire myth out there.

I’m pretty proud of this.

But, you know, in general movies based off movies just plain suck, and the previews *disregarding for the moment my hatred of the cast* look like shit. This usually happens with movies based off best selling books. Except for the John Dies at the End movie. It’s coming out in like 2010, and I’m SURE it will be gay as fuck, but since it’s based of JDatE, it really can’t be that bad ’cause really? How do you fuck up a book that already is claimed to leak baby blood and cause unnatural deaths and disasters?

The Twilight movie is not so lucky. It is going to disappoint me, I know it. The reason I talk as if I’m going to see this piece of shit, is because my friend- who happens to be a total, die hard Twilight fan- is probably going to drag me to the movie. I said I’d go watch it with her. But I’ll cry when I get home, then come blog about how much I hated it. So, all in all, I think the point of this entry is this:

Twilight and it’s movie can lick my proverbial balls and SUCK IT!

My Life Plan

I’m really bored, and I don’t know what to write about, so like all stereotypical teenage girls, I’m planning out my entire life.
Here’s what I got so far:
Graduate high school- become fluent in French and German *four years is good for me*, write books One and Two in my vampire series *which you can find on Webook.com under Caoimhe the Demon Queen*, Move to San Jose.

College- Take Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, Arabic, Gaelic, Latin, Russian; psychology, mythology, and physics. Have a baby at 22*Twins, Cian Hunter and Shaun Maitiú*, Get married September 17, 1216, Get a masters.

After College*pipe dream*- Move to some other country *New Zealand, England, Ireland…* and become a Theoretical Physicist, Novelist, and Translator. GOD, I’ll make fuckin’ BANK! At 25 have my third child *Kayleigh Ryann* and at 28 have my fourth *Tristan Kane*

At some point I want to go visit my aunt *hopefully when im 22 and preggers*, just to bother her. I want to act like an immature teenager, who isn’t ready for a baby, and at the same time let her know that I’m doing way better then she could ever become. Just ’cause I’m a bitch and she’s a goody-goody bible pusher. It makes me giggle.

I also want to see my uncle, and argue with him about the same thing…and punch him in the face.

Him and my cousin, ’cause that would be fun.

I hate girls named Hailey. Bitches, all of em, I’m tellin’ ya. No offense if your name is Hailey…actually never mind. I mean that offensively.

…

Whore.

The Day I Became a Cow

So, I know I already wrote a blog entry today, but it was way too depressing, and I have way more to bitch about. Such as the really gay-ass fire drill we had this morning.
So what, exactly, is the point of a fire-drill? To keep students, in the case of a fire, safe.
In order to do that one needs to be organized. For example: There should be pre-thought out areas for each class to go during a fire drill. There should be roll-call so that the teachers who are responsible for the welfare of the students, know exactly who is present, and who needs to be looked for so they don’t burn alive in the potential fire.
What you should not do during a fire drill: Do not shoo all students out of the building. It’s dangerous, and someone could fall and hurt themselves or something; not good during a real fire. Do not herd the students into a cage, like cattle. How do you know who’s there, and who’s not? They don’t take a head count or anything. They put you in, and as soon as everyone’s in their pen, they take you right back out. It makes no sense what-so-ever. Thankfully, in the class i had before, they warned me of this drill, and so i was prepared for the pointless walk in the snow. I just thought you’d all like to know about today, just so in case some entry in the future, you won’t be surprised to know that I’ve been branded and sold to some weird old guy in Kansas.